Diana Dares

Foiling Chicanery with Boundless Intelligence, Fashionable Outfits, Moxie, and One Sporty Blue Roadster.

Friday, September 19, 2008

...and the Famine of Front-Facing Feet

The strangest thing about LA is how frequently women's feet in bathroom stalls are pointed the wrong way.

Ah...eating disorders.

Very disconcerting, like toilets flushing the opposite way in Australia, but a more city-specific variation.

I must start accounting for this in my deducting. I can no longer assume that backward-facing shoes are the dead giveaway of a man dressed in woman's shoes hiding out in the stall of a women's bathroom in order to avoid detection by the authorities and/or myself, and as such, should require additional evidence before charging in on any such stall with a triumphant "Aha!" I do not wish to be covered in vomit.


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